yeasayer ! google translates

[AAAsayer]

Google Translate is an amazing thing, but every once in a while it comes up with a doozy... :)

Today's gem, originally discovered in TweetDeck:

yeasayer cool.
I'm scattered all over the house lettuce.
I'm supposed to be horrible shape after my keychain.
Blame it all on her dachshund Ann.

Maybe it's supposed to say that, but I'm skeptical. :)

Here's the original Japanese.

[AnnHelen]

Haha! This could become a very entertaining thread =) I'll start out with our favorite google translation, about
gumballs and the apocalypse.

"We are quite in the box to stop talking about the end of time, and indeed we are of course the band 'hey, hey, I think your girlfriend is not cool!' So if we are not talking about gumballs, then obviously we're talking about the apocalypse."

Perhaps some Dutch people could help us figure out what this actually means? =D